You've lost it.

Your sense of self. It's gone. MIA.

Don't worry, you're not alone. We've all been here before.

What happens next?» Tips for regaining your identity,»

We've got some experts in the field of "Not Knowing Who You Are":

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Renowned Specialist in Self-Discovery

Dr. Bottomsworth's latest advice:

"Just Google 'Who am I?' and see what comes up."

(Results not guaranteed.)